(( OCC/Admin: At first, I decided to create this character out of sheer goof. And the deviantID is not mine. ))|
You can call me Carlson for the sake of identifying me. However, be prepared, because there are countless names given to a breathing legend like me. You'd sleep better not knowing anymore than what's given.
WARNING: Invoke my infernal wrath at your own risk. If you do get burnt, it is pretty much your fault for screwing with me in the first place. Beside, I can recruit a legion of lawyers to defend my actions. >;}